Yes, well, eh you see, son, the time matrix pulled in more people from the future. Dude, just let me talk to you for like, five minutes. What if the residue gets on our hands and it leads to harder drugs like those commercials say. Okay, okay, fine. Uh, hi, is this the Parental Revenge Center of Western America? It originally aired on December 4, 2002 and is rated TV-MA in the United States.. Eh, but then why did they come back to the past. That looks nice. It looks kinda nice. If you smoke pot you may grow up to find out that you aren't good at anything. Look, eh, Eric, I've been thinkin', my parents are gonna be awful sore and I don't think-, Yes, well, it's hard to find work in commercials, so I ended up-. Yeah, Stan, don't be so hard on yourself. Poop comes in a lot of varieties, Butters. The note will inform them that a problem has come up and they need to see me right-away, back at my office. What?? Wait a minute. My futureself'n'me Gastspieler. It is lying, Butters. Oh dude, I should have never touched that marijuana! So I don't know what to believe! Well that's a pretty good deal. Motivation Corp.! Alright, now, Stan. ... South Park Cartman calls himself from the future - Duration: 0:25. For you I've put together a really nice design. I’m going to hope you have a job, because if not, again: college=crap. Come on, Butters, let's go. Motivation Corp is a fictional organization featured in the Season Six episode, "My Future Self n' Me" that is designed to motivate children. Stan! So it is with everything here at Motivation Corp. Butters, we've go-! Ey, you wanna go upstaris and play hide and go seek? We just so desperately wanted you to never try drugs that we used a big scare tactic instead of ...telling you the truth. Well, studying is the golden key to the imposing door of success. See, here he is. Well here, Eric, I baked you a huge box of cookies as a present. Season 6 E 16 • 12/04/2002. Eh, how come you care about schoolwork all of a sudden? Oh, God, it smells in here. When a 32-year-old man claiming to be Stan from the future shows up in South Park, young Stan is forced to come to terms with the loser he will become. Alright, where is that son-of-a-bitch's wallet?! Parental Revenge Center • Their basic moral is that "when it comes to children and drugs, lying is okay". You're the Parental Revenge Center of Western America?? A naked man claiming to be Stan from the future is welcomed into the Marsh's home. Dude, just let me talk to you for like, five minutes. Future Stan Come on, Butters, let's go. Motivation Corp. takes care of everything. The campy, sitcom-style theme song "My Future Self -n- Me," which plays over the montage of Stan and his Future Self frolicking around.. Stan! Kyle Yeah, but we can't be sure, so we'd better assume he is and never try that first marijuana cigarette, huh? Okay, okay, fine. Here I go. You kids fucking don't fuck around with your fucking mom! Trey and Matt were offended by over-the-top anti-drug commercials that implied that doing drugs just once could kill you, or that purchasing drugs funded terrorists. I have to do whatever I can to not become a loser like him. Help me find the perfect place to run away to! My parents aren't gonna learn their lesson from having some crap smeared on their walls! I know what you mean. So, everything is working out with your future actor? You're gonna smear Butters' parent's walls with poop. Imagine the person you believe yourself to be right now. Look, eh, Eric, I've been thinkin', my parents are gonna be awful sore and I don't think-, Yes, well, it's hard to find work in commercials, so I ended up-. What my company does is in. Yes, well, eh you see, son, the time matrix pulled in more people from the future. They need to see consequences from their actions, or else they'll never learn. [Stan crosses his … hey all! We'll take smoking, for instance. I know all about Motivation Corp.! Your parents will drive all the way out to the school discovering that no meeting is actually taking place. It's okay for us to lie and tell kids that all marijuana supports terrorism. ¡La caca de moreno no es aquí! Woohoo, that should get Kevin to stay clear of drugs. This is what we get for deceiving our son. 12/04/2002 Finding your authentic self involves learning who you truly are. I hate having my future self around, too. Two peas in a pod, Future Self -n- Me Future Self -n- Me, Future Self -n-[Now they have separate beds. Well, you're good at adventurin', huh Stan? Mr. and Mrs. Brooks But, when he discovers that Butters has a "future self" too, he becomes suspicious. Stan moves to turn it on, and they fight over the switch until one of them sleeps] Me [Bus stop, next day. Make sure your son is watching the Channel 4 News. But I think it's coming together real nice. Yeah, well, three hundred gallons of poop isn't gonna smell like a garden, Butters. I started this business over three months ago from the ground up. Oh God, who smeared crap all over our walls?! I don't know which swatch I like best. video. This will be very weird to write about I like to be in the moment and this will be interesting to go into the unknown. We're running away! Your authentic self is the person you are the core, the person you can be if nothing holds you back. So what I wanna to is put a note on your parents' door, telling them I'm the counselor from the school. Just forget it, Cartman! Our moms and dads lied to us about those future selves! Just... tell me if I'm going in the right direction here. Scott Silver. Well, there's only one person I can blame. Script • Look! Watch Random Episode. My name is T. Becker. My Future Self n' Me When a 32-year-old man claiming to be Stan from the future shows up in South Park, young Stan is forced to come to terms with the loser he will become. But you know, all this talk about future selves has made me think, maybe I should ...take better care of myself. Mom, your maiden name is Kimble and you have a scar on your left knee from when you slipped in the swimming pool. Well, y-you know what we could do, uh, uh Butters, is go with the baby green in the living room, and then maybe a classic brown, or even a nut-n-corn crunch in your parents' bedroom. Look, you can make your wiener bigger in just three weeks. Yeah, Stan, why don't you go upstairs and play with yourself? Two peas in a pod, Future Self -n- MeFuture Self -n- Me, Future Self -n- Stan just buries his face in his hands in frustration] But we have to teach our parents a lesson, Butters! Look around you. It's just a show! Your name's Randy Marsh, you're a geologist, and you don't like chicken. My Future Self n' Me When a 32-year-old man claiming to be Stan from the future shows up in South Park, young Stan is forced to come to terms with the loser he will become. Oh dude, I should have never touched that marijuana! Your son seems to be responding. I know all about Motivation Corp.! I was just about to go asleep in an alley behind the crackhouse. That it is, I assure you. Tom, news anchor ¡Es verde! You know, Professor Chaos, bringer of destruction and disorder! Here I go. It is lying, Butters. I thought the hangover black went really nice in the lobby. Yes, that's right. Oh, I don't know. Oh, dude, how's it goin', man? Highly recommended! Yeah, but we can't be sure, so we'd better assume he is and never try that first marijuana cigarette, huh? He's me when I'm 32. Jimmy Maybe it's the hand I smoked that first joint with. Future Stan has a beer], One of them's messy, the other one's clean! Butters, don't you think it's a little bit of a coincidence that both your future self and my future self got caught in a mexterdexed time plane? Wait right here, Stan. This is Josh Casher. Future Butters. Behind The Scenes Where Did The Idea Come From. 1. ¡Aquí es verde, señor! Future Stan spits his frothy toothpaste into the sink], But in the end we know we're good for each other stan marsh. It's so cool to see you guys. South Park Archives is an always improving database for the popular TV show. For you I've put together a really nice design. Your son seems to be responding. You must be exhausted. I know that Mom had actually let it out. Well, studying is the golden key to the imposing door of success. Help me find the perfect place to run away to! I mean, maybe I. Haha, it's me, Cartman! Grandpa Marvin Marsh Eh, but then why did they come back to the past. But we have to teach our parents a lesson, Butters! That's weird, because I really didn't cut off. Your name's Randy Marsh, you're a geologist, and you don't like chicken. Eh, so, you don't want to make your parents suffer and pay for mistreating you, then? I just can't stand having my future self around all the time! It's when you're bored that you should be learning some new skill or discovering some new science or... being creative. Maybe it's the hand I smoked that first joint with. Motivation Corp. Director Yeah, I gotta admit. If we use lies and exaggerations to keep kids off drugs, then they're never gonna believe anything we tell them. Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. It looks kinda nice. I thought his revenge was unique and customized! Not my younger self, the self that I can currently look back on and be like: "Oh, you were an idiot." marsh. After that I'll bail. "South Park" My Future Self n' Me (TV Episode 2002) cast and crew credits, including actors, actresses, directors, writers and more. Show them they can't just play with our emotions like that! Our parents are never gonna admit what they did was wrong, and they're never gonna change! You're right, Linda. Okay, well let's do that then. I'm not that stupid! Dear Future Me, First of all, I’m going to expect your life is really cool right now, because if it isn’t, all of this college crap wasn’t worth it. Felipe! Cartman's paint crew, including Felipe and Carlos. Chris, don't you see? Future Butters. Alright, then we'll put the fake news report out on Tuesday night. It's just a show! Well I'm sure Stan wouldn't mind his room, would you, Stan? Alright, now, Stan. Yeah, Stan, why don't you go upstairs and play with yourself? We just so desperately wanted you to never try drugs that we used a big scare tactic instead of ...telling you the truth. Yes, and he knows all your family history and every detail of your house. After that I'll bail. Look, you can make your weiner bigger in just three weeks. I know how it feels to be really, really pissed off at your parents. Future self, this is my good friend,-. I wonder if my future self knows anything about this? i wrote myself a letter to my future self after 8th grade promotion and told myself to open it on the day of my high school graduation. It's so cool to see you guys. my future self n me. 616. Wow, Eh eh you sure are a p-professional, Eric! Now imagine a wiser future you or an evolved self from a parallel universe; Notice what that you looks like. I have no idea, man. He'll be playing the role of your future son. Confusion Over Stan's Birth Year (Based On Research Rather Than Fact By Creators). What my company does is in. What if the residue gets on our hands and it leads to harder drugs like those commercials say? I warn you: you may not like what you're about to see. Oh, I don't know. You know that thing that I kept hidden in the hold in the wall for two years that I've never told anybody about? I hope you choose happiness every day. My Future Self n' Me. The ends justify the means. The Osbournes (Ozzy and Jack speak) And the commercial where the two kids have pot and the one kids shoots the other. My life has gone completely downhill ever since my future self moved in. He knows everything Stan knows. Today I want to write towards my unknown. Wait a minute. Felipe! Oh. Well now you won't have to! Okay, uh, you you might be wondering why Butters has a future self, too. 1. And the commercial where the two kids have pot and the one kids shoots the other. Why, if Professor Chaos were here he'd make everyone pay! That looks nice. This is my future self. The truth is there's no hard evidence that second-hand smoke can kill but, we believe it's okay to lie about it as long as it gets people to stop smoking. It's a big flick a fuck! And you never told anybody that you were living with yourself in the future?? My Future Self n' Me. In the episode, a man claiming to be Stan's future self shows up to his house. I know what you mean. We don't know you and you don't know us! Wow, Eh eh you sure are a p-professional, Eric! No, Stan, I think the only way you're gonna get rid of him is by staying clear of drugs and alcohol. We are your #1 source for all things South Park. I'm gonna do it. Future Butters We just don't know how to talk to our son about drugs. My Future Self n' Me Season 6 E 16 • 12/04/2002 When a 32-year-old man claiming to be Stan from the future shows up in South Park, young Stan is forced to come to terms with the loser he will become. Are you my eleven o'clock? Ohhh, that makes me angry! 616. Our moms and dads lied to us about those future selves! You guys stayed away from drugs, so you're okay. What, uh-? Parents understand one thing, and that's consequences. added by Chibi-Chipette. See, here he is. I'm running a business, Stan. This lady'll massage your wiener for ninety-five dollars. Chris and Linda Stotch Get it! Oh, and that's when uh you'll fake the electrical storm as well? Okay, well let's do that then. You from the future. And while they're gone, we're gonna smear all their walls with poop. Woohoo, that should get Kevin to stay clear of drugs. a-and Clyde's. He came during the electrical storm last night and is caught in a time matrix. Oh, and that's when uh you'll fake the electrical storm as well? I think I've found a great way to get revenge on your parents. Singer: So much alike, and yet so different: Stan [Stan's future self joins him in bed after freshening up in the bathroom] No. My future self has a bad kidney from all the drinkin' he did in high school. I've been told a lot of things about pot, but I've come to find out a lot of those things aren't true! Motivation Corp. • Motivation Corp. takes care of everything. Watching. Singer From 'My Future Self n' Me'. It's driving me crazy! They just... don't, son! Oh no! In other news, South Park police are still looking for a craaazy man who terrorized the town one hour ago. Show More. So, everything is working out with your future actor? Listen! Harmless? Listen! ¡Aquí es verde, señor! Thanks for staying after school and tutoring me, Butters. I said, I know how you feel. The campy, sitcom-style theme song "My Future Self -n- Me," which plays over the montage of Stan and his Future Self frolicking around.. Show them they can't just play with our emotions like that! Oh. If you want a quick and easy therapy session go to @futureme and send an email to your future self. Uh, and after my parents get angry, uh how do we get the poop. Clyde I was just about to go asleep in an alley behind the crackhouse. South Park. Full Ep. a-and Clyde's. It's just a little weird having people lying to our boy like this. They just... don't, son! Dad?? To do this, first choose the age you want to be when you read it, which will help you decide on realistic goals. Season 6 E 16 • 12/04/2002. Future Cartman S6 • E6. Mom, Dad, I don't think that guy is from the future. Aw, stop it, you guys! This lady'll massage your weiner for ninety-five dollars. It's when you're bored that you should be learning some new skill or discovering some new science or... being creative. The T stand for Terrific. That's weird, because I really didn't cut off. I'm going to tell him that I dropped out of school and went to prison for eight years, where I was sodomized. How many parents have you exacted revenge upon?! Mom, Dad, I don't think that guy is from the future. Wha-, what are you lookin' for, huh Stan? You really came through. Yeah, I gotta admit. Well, you're good at adventurin', huh Stan? My Future Self n' Me Photos. Get it! Uh, hi, is this the Parental Revenge Center of Western America? Stan turns the light out and tries to sleep. Go have sex with yourself, asshole! Well we both got the same teacher for homeroom, too, but you didn't say anything then. Look! [Stan's future self brushes his teeth as Stan stands next to him, avoiding him. So I don't know what to believe! You're right, Linda. I guess it's been around four months now. 'Cause, r-tard, he's Stan from the future. Yep. I know that's just what you told me. Mom, your maiden name is Kimble and you have a scar on your left knee from when you slipped in the swimming pool. I really, really wish you just would have told me that from the beginning. "My Future Self 'n' Me" South Park : List of South Park episodes "The Biggest Douche in the Universe" is the 15th episode of the sixth season of the American animated series South Park, and the 94th episode of the series overall. Okay, very nice, very nice. ¡Arriba arriba! My Future Self n' Me When a 32-year-old man claiming to be Stan from the future shows up in South Park, young Stan is forced to come to terms with the loser he will become. Eh, how come you care about schoolwork all of a sudden? But, when he discovers that Butters has a "future self" too, he becomes suspicious. Well now you won't have to! 'Cause, r-tard, he's Stan from the future. You know, Professor Chaos, bringer of destruction and disorder! Well I'm sure Stan wouldn't mind sharing his room, would you, Stan? Sure I remember you. Right. Alright, so we'll put the fake news report out on Tuesday night. Now consider what else makes you who you are. Okay, Butters, let's start with you. I've been writing letters to my future self using @futureme since 2015. Yep. I've beenhelping children get back at their parents ever since. My goodness, he does look a little like Kevin. Well here, Eric, I cooked you a huge box of cookies as a present. south park. What, uh-? You guys stayed away from drugs, so you're okay. 12/04/2002 Well, there's only one person I can blame. Professor Chaos. You guys, those commercials are just exaggerations. Original Songs. [Stan and Future Stan stroll down a road. I'm gonna do it. ¡Arriba arriba! Scott Silver is an American screenwriter and film director.Silver is best known for such films as Johns, 8 Mile and The Fighter, for which he was nominated for an Academy Award for Best Original Screenplay. Watch Episode. It's a powerful awareness raising exercise and brings to light the impact our current life choices (and lack of clarity and purpose around … We thought the ends justified the means, but they don't. I I just, I just, ...my first idea. stan. This Future Self Visualization is based on a the actual hypnotherapy script I use for real one to one personal coaching sessions. I know that's just what you told me. You really came through. My life has gone completely downhill ever since my future self moved in. Behind The Scenes Where Did The Idea Come From. Oh, dude, how's it goin', man? Dad, we fucking can't! And while they're gone, we're gonna smear all their walls with poop. Yeah, I spent a lot of my teenage years on a slow downward spiral experimenting with drugs and alcohol. They've all been lying to us this whole time! I want them to see what they did was wrong! Future Stan • Okay, Butters, let's start with you. This might be our fault. I mean, maybe I. Haha, it's me, Cartman! I feel your parents were a bit more cocky about lying to you and your revenge needs to reflect that. To do this, first choose the age you want to be when you read it, which will help you decide on realistic goals. Ah, here he is. The note will inform them that a problem has come up and they need to see me right-away, back at my office. "My Future Self 'n' Me" is episode 95 of the Comedy Central series South Park. But why are you back in this time with us, son? Just forget it, Cartman! I hate having my future self around, too. Oh! We sure hope so. This is my future self. I hate him! And that show is so stupid. This page contains trivia for "My Future Self n Me". Oh! Look, I run a legitimate business here with state-of-the-art computers, charts, and technology. Just for that, I'm gonna spend my whole childhood eating what I want, and doin' drugs when I want! Sure I remember you. Source: frecked_roll. 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